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Bacon Contrition

February 27th, 2009 by · 121 Comments

As March approaches, I figure a lot of people are going to be wondering how Mike’s Bacon Stupidity month fared. Well, it’s been an interesting past couple of days here at RiffTrax HQ. The lingering smell of bacon, which had been omnipresent for the month of February, no longer loomed in the air. (This was especially odd, since Mike never actually cooked the bacon at work and ate most of his lunches at home.) After three days, I finally realized what was amiss: I hadn’t seen Mike all week. Various people around the office confirmed it, and I was about to settle back into my chair and move on with my life when my iPhone lit up with a new email.

And I don’t even own an iPhone.

It was a brief email, terse even by twitter standards. “Press onference Tomorrow. Steps 3PM. No baon.” (the ‘C’ key on my imaginary iPhone does not work. Evidently this prevents the iPhone from properly displaying the letter C when it occurs in other peoples emails.)

What followed was a press conference that will hopefully answer any questions you or your loved ones may have about how Mike’s grand experiment with an all-bacon diet ended up working out:

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