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A suggestion for lunch…

March 9th, 2009 by Mike Nelson · 48 Comments

**Update: A little bit of closing the door after the cows have got out, but there is a slight language warning on this making it not entirely safe for work. (My apologies if you’ve been fired from your job and have to subsist on rattlesnake.)

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48 responses so far ↓

  • 1 randommanthefirst on Mar 9, 2009 at 10:39 am

    I’m not sure I want to eat a “pissed off sonbitch” who wants to shit on me.

    The snake doesn’t look to appetizing either. Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk.

    I’ll be quiet now.

  • 2 Kris on Mar 9, 2009 at 10:43 am

    A heavily-tattooed man wearing a Confederate flag do-rag fishing a snake out of a cooler. Man, I miss the States.

  • 3 Ben on Mar 9, 2009 at 10:43 am

    I think I was sold as soon as I saw the Confederate flag do rag. The corrugated tin shed was just a bonus.

  • 4 Kevin Murphy on Mar 9, 2009 at 11:04 am

    My next new T-shirt: “Better to Get Shit On Than Bit”.

  • 5 attaturk on Mar 9, 2009 at 11:08 am

    Like in the old MST3K short, “Catching Trouble”

    I’m cheering for the snake.

  • 6 Nerf on Mar 9, 2009 at 11:22 am

    When I used to live in North Carolina, at Christmas time, the local mall had a baseball hat with a Confederate flag that was illuminated with LEDs. Not buying that hat was one of my most regrettable moments in life.

  • 7 Kris on Mar 9, 2009 at 11:24 am

    The really sad thing about this exercise is that I’m now pretty much convinced that 95% of all current musical acts employ it to name and design their album covers.

  • 8 zack on Mar 9, 2009 at 11:35 am

    Me too.

  • 9 jfe on Mar 9, 2009 at 11:35 am

    Whether he shits or spits, he’ll still taste like chicken! Or so they say.

  • 10 zack on Mar 9, 2009 at 11:38 am

    “You can’t get no better.”

    Actually, I think you can.

  • 11 Kris on Mar 9, 2009 at 11:53 am

    Yeah, some idiot posted this in the wrong place. What an idiot.

  • 12 Conor Lastowka on Mar 9, 2009 at 11:55 am

    I believe the gentleman in the video was quoting from his own E-Harmony profile there.

  • 13 AJ on Mar 9, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    Did anyone else want to snake to shit on him AND bite him? Because I sure did.

  • 14 mathey on Mar 9, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    Thanks for sharing your home movies, Mike!

  • 15 Nick Fechter on Mar 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Looks like their already looking for replacements for Steve Irwin.

  • 16 Vic Arpeggio on Mar 9, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    This unfortunately is the gateway link to Mike’s April experiment: eating nothing but rattlesnake for a full month.

  • 17 Remmie Barrow on Mar 9, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    I bet that snake is thinking…”Rednecks….Why did it have to be Rednecks?!!!!”

  • 18 randommanthefirst on Mar 9, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    You’re right. We should go beat this fool senseless. Are you in?

  • 19 randommanthefirst on Mar 9, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    It could have been worse; what about Bear Grylls?

  • 20 Dames Like Her on Mar 9, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    I didn’t think the already deep shame I feel for the actions of my species could increase.

  • 21 chrismartindeed on Mar 9, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    Wait a sec.

    Is this the same yokel who knocked his teeth out with a chainsaw in 2008?

  • 22 Kris on Mar 9, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    Sure. I think this moron is hiding though, so we’ll have to organize a reconnaissance mission. Maybe the guy in this video doubles as a bounty hunter….

  • 23 Matt on Mar 9, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Hahaha, USA! USA! USA! Where our taste for rattlesnake meat is directly proportional to the size of our handlebar mustaches and braided ponytails.

  • 24 Queen Shadowrama on Mar 9, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    So when you say a suggestion for lunch, you mean for us to kill the rednecks and put them on the barbecue, right? Cause they deserve it.

  • 25 Matt on Mar 9, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    Oh, and just say it with me: “Snake Steaks” I smell a promotion deal….oh no that’s just the critter I’m grillin on mah hot plate thats sittin on my old TV next to mah skinnin’ shed

  • 26 Remmie Barrow on Mar 9, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Well, if that were to happen…the snake would probably wish for a quick death.

  • 27 Remmie Barrow on Mar 9, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    So,that leads me to my next question…What health benefits would you receive from eating rattlesnake for a month?

  • 28 Matt on Mar 9, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Hahaha, Sssssssssssssnake Steaks….ok Im done

  • 29 jfe on Mar 9, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    By the way I can safely say that no one will be warning “watch out for snakes” with these guys.

  • 30 Dean on Mar 9, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Mmm. Uh huh. Yes.

    Mike Nelson, I’m placing you under blogger’s arrest.

  • 31 Ed H on Mar 9, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Isn’t anyone else thinkin…. snake belly = SNACON!!!!!??

  • 32 Houndstooth Mind on Mar 9, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    I was hoping Mike’d hire this guy in prep for yet another theme meat month.

  • 33 Earl Fando on Mar 9, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    Well, for one thing, everyone will hear you before you arrive.

    …or are the rattles not edible?

  • 34 Earl Fando on Mar 9, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    I’d say Kris is safe, unless he’s a slow-moving pit viper with free bowels.

  • 35 rebisaz on Mar 9, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    I, uh… that’s.. well. Um.

  • 36 Dames Like Her on Mar 10, 2009 at 2:25 am

    Let’s throw them into a deluxe-sized cooler first. Sum bitches goin’ die anyways.

  • 37 Matt on Mar 10, 2009 at 7:53 am

    Snake-Umms……sorry, had to interject again…ok, off to internet addiction support group….

  • 38 Laura on Mar 10, 2009 at 10:07 am

    I picked up a rattle snake once. Sumbitch bit me so I bit ‘im back.

  • 39 Elizabeth Young on Mar 10, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    It’s nice to see Danny Bonaduce finally finding his place in the world.

  • 40 Sara on Mar 10, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    Well I’ll be.
    That there snake was mighty big.
    Darn toot’n.

  • 41 ShutterBun on Mar 10, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    The South will writhe again!

  • 42 jonnyfrag on Mar 12, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    There is a joke about the economic crisis here, but then again..this was filmed 6 years ago. Some folks do this no matter how times are.

    BTW rattlesnake isn’t actually too bad. I would like to point out that I had it at a professional eatery, not some yahoo’s back yard.

  • 43 Kristy on Mar 12, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
    Lots of eating selections…but may induce vomiting.

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