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Disconnect! Disconnect!

March 23rd, 2009 by Mike Nelson · 36 Comments

**UPDATE**

If that’s not helping, may I recommend…

**STOP THE PRESSES!!**
The good doctor has a new and novel approach to dealing with your trauma caused by mistreatment at the hands of a teacher. Distinctly different than the previous methods, clearly micro-targeted to the problem, but no less effective.

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36 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Nerf on Mar 23, 2009 at 10:03 am

    Mike, you’re looking awful. I guess watching all those movies has taken its toll.

  • 2 BEMaven on Mar 23, 2009 at 10:11 am

    Every time he hits that damned buzzer, I salivate.

    Make him stop!

  • 3 jack the red on Mar 23, 2009 at 10:24 am

    Hey, I am warming up! Unforunately it’s the collecting pool from this guy scaring the piss outta me.

  • 4 ZenIronman on Mar 23, 2009 at 10:24 am

    I had normal hands to start off with, and now it burns!!!!

  • 5 Nerf on Mar 23, 2009 at 10:28 am

    It’s a good thing he didn’t say “Lightning Bolt”.

  • 6 Bill Corbett on Mar 23, 2009 at 10:28 am

    What makes me want to participate in this psychological experiment is the life and energy he exudes. And, well… the JOY. There’s no other word for it.

  • 7 Earl Fando on Mar 23, 2009 at 11:04 am

    I got a lot better results from Bela Lugosi’s “Pull the String” therapy.

    Every time this guy hits his buzzer my cable goes out.

  • 8 James Shearhart on Mar 23, 2009 at 11:16 am

    I think the tags for the second vid are the Funniest Part:

    Tags:
    difficult to come climax masturbate man inside

  • 9 James Shearhart on Mar 23, 2009 at 11:22 am

    Also: Quick Headache Fix:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bERskeJiNPM

  • 10 Onil on Mar 23, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Will Disconnect! Disconnect! work on my restless leg syndrome?

  • 11 James Shearhart on Mar 23, 2009 at 11:27 am

    Doctor, I have a debilitating fear of buzzers….

  • 12 AJ on Mar 23, 2009 at 11:43 am

    Mike, is that the devil?

  • 13 Invisible NanoGhost on Mar 23, 2009 at 11:47 am

    Not quite as lively as Matthew Lesko. Of course, I’d hate to think of Matthew Lesko hooked up to a buzzer.

  • 14 Invisible NanoGhost on Mar 23, 2009 at 11:55 am

    The devil would be saying “Connect! Connect!”

  • 15 Ben on Mar 23, 2009 at 11:58 am

    He looks like the guy who played Elaine’s boss on “Seinfeld”.

  • 16 Kris on Mar 23, 2009 at 11:58 am

    What’s that line from Invasion of the Neptune Men? “There’s a noise I could listen to all day.” Thanks, Mike.

  • 17 R.A. Roth on Mar 23, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    Yes, every time he hits the buzzer I want to disconnect my ears from my head.

    Randy

  • 18 chrismartindeed on Mar 23, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    Scoff all you want, but he did help a cousin of mine who felt guilty about the ridicule she received from a teacher she bedded who claimed her hands were too cold.

  • 19 Remmie Barrow on Mar 23, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    Actually, I think it is just severe bacon withdrawal.

  • 20 Invisible NanoGhost on Mar 23, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    I was thinking more the cartoon character, “Droopy”

  • 21 AJ on Mar 23, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    Yeah, and if you play the video backwards you’ll hear….”Worship the devil! Worship the devil!”

    I’m onto him!

  • 22 jfe on Mar 23, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    Well I was mistreated by a nun long ago but I’ve been DISCONNECTED from that for a long time. Is there something wrong with me not having guilt about sex? When my hands are cold I put my gloves on.

  • 23 jfe on Mar 23, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    He almost looks like my father in law by the way, spooky.

  • 24 AJ on Mar 23, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    I like the lights hanging from the celing. I want that kind for my kitchen.

  • 25 Ryan on Mar 23, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    Poor Willie Tanner finally went insane after putting up with ALF for so long.

  • 26 Queen Shadowrama on Mar 23, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    So I was reading some of the comments for the women’s sexual health one, and the creepy old buzzer man left this message:

    “I’m very glad you wrote me. This is a delicate subject. I am very pleased that you were helped. I have “fixed” several women in my life but now I am too old.”

    DO NOT WANT IMAGE!!!! Hopefully he has an obnoxious, grating buzzer therapy to rip that from my brain…

  • 27 AJ on Mar 24, 2009 at 3:32 am

    I’m just going to go scoop my brains out with a spoon…..

  • 28 Damon on Mar 24, 2009 at 9:55 am

    Mike,

    Do you ever have to use this technique to purge images from movies you were forced to screen back in your MST3K Days? You know, the really really bad ones that never made the cut?

    I would think it would also work for any residual Joe Don Baker Images..

  • 29 jfe on Mar 24, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    tom and crow would have loved to “DISCONNECT”! anything and everything!

  • 30 Ann Peek on Mar 24, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    What a cute old guy…to bad he’s mental. :(

  • 31 Earl Fando on Mar 24, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    You’d better hope not. Better restless than disconnected.

  • 32 Earl Fando on Mar 25, 2009 at 8:56 am

    He is, we just can’t hear it.

  • 33 Cynspark on Apr 4, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    You must try the “loose bowels” one. Please do enjoy.

    He’s trying disconnect you from the memory of the image of the person who caused you to have loose bowels. How ironic -as I shat myself as soon as he hit that buzzer and screamed at me.