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Oo, scary kids!

March 26th, 2009 by · 34 Comments

This movie, “The Haunting in Connecticut” claims to be based on a true story. It looks pretty scary, I think you’ll agree:

But before you get too worked up, understand that according to that unimpeachable source of canon law and hauntings in Connecticut, Wikipedia, the real people involved had this to say about the demons: “One of the demons was very thin, with high cheekbones, long black hair and pitch black eyes. Another had white hair and eyes, wore a pinstriped tuxedo, and his feet were constantly in motion.” Not that it would be pleasant but I’m sorry to tell you folks that you were most probably visited by Crispin Glover and Jackie Rogers, Jr.

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¬†Boooooo! ¬†I’m going to possess you, man!

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