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Noted without comment.

March 31st, 2009 by Bill Corbett · 45 Comments


Though if there were a comment, it would be: “AaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHRGGGHHHHHHHHHohhhhhGODOHGODOHGOD!!!!!”

Purchase your stomach-embedded baby face HERE.

(Link thanks [?] to Poe Ghostal.)

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45 responses so far ↓

  • 1 mrbasehart on Mar 31, 2009 at 11:54 am

    Huh. She looks like the type that Arnold Schwarzenegger might want to go to for psychic advice.

  • 2 Queen Bee on Mar 31, 2009 at 11:58 am

    If this were a major feature of prom dresses, I bet the teenage birth rate would go WAY down.

  • 3 Nerf on Mar 31, 2009 at 11:58 am

    Do they make an Alien themed version?

  • 4 R.A. Roth on Mar 31, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Finally, a love deprivation system that leaves both hands free!


  • 5 Rosie on Mar 31, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    Why does the baby look so happy?

  • 6 Kat on Mar 31, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    Wow! something that not only is dumber than the snuggy, but makes you actually look like a demon rather than just a satanist. (the family in the red snuggies all look like cultists)

  • 7 Nerf on Mar 31, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    I thought about the Snuggy too.

    You know, where I come from, a snuggy is another term for a wedgie.

  • 8 peri on Mar 31, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    The Peekaru – Keep the trauma of childbirth alive all through baby’s first year!!

    Do you ever think about what people 100 years from now are going to think of us when they find pictures like this?? We’re monsters, aren’t we?…….

  • 9 rebisaz on Mar 31, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    HOLY…. Thanks for the warning that that exists. Would have freaked me out if I saw it live the first time.

  • 10 Erica on Mar 31, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    Imagine the freakiness if it was one of those dog snugglies instead of a baby…

  • 11 Nick Fechter on Mar 31, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    How do we know that there’s a baby under there and not a conjoined twin?….

  • 12 E.E. Knight on Mar 31, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    “Quaid. Quaid… Start the reactor! Free Mars!”

  • 13 Heather on Mar 31, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    It’s a good thing I don’t have a child. I’d wear this thing everywhere and train the kid to pop out at random and scare the crap out of the nosy ladies who always want to coo and poke and prod at anyone’s babies, making the assumption that any child attended by their parents in a public place is not another human being, but a squeaky-toy.

  • 14 creepingdeth101 on Mar 31, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    i want to know who the hell thought this was a good idea. i guess it could be worse though, it could be pants instead of a vest.

  • 15 Kris on Mar 31, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    Ditto this. My reaction to the photo was a fey, slightly hysterical giggle/whimper. I’m pretty sure if I saw this larvae-baby/woman mutant, I’d scream bloody murder and would possibly wet myself.

  • 16 Elizabeth on Mar 31, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It’s the Quatto snuggie!

  • 17 AJ on Mar 31, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Just let me stop quivering in the corner for a half an hour then maybe, just maybe I can make a rational comment about this.

  • 18 thunderbird on Mar 31, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    I just hope they don’t come out with a “fanny pack” version of this thing.

  • 19 Remmie Barrow on Mar 31, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Maybe he (or she, cannot really tell from the angle I am looking at) simply has gas.

  • 20 Queen Shadowrama on Mar 31, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Enjoy being closer to your baby.

    Also enjoy the feeling of the contents of your baby’s diaper potentially oozing out and pooling at the bottom of your shirt. And as a bonus, the baby will just so happen to retreat back into your chest cavity right as some of your friends pass by, so they only see you looking weirdly lumpy and smelling of poopy applesauce.

    It’ll happen.

  • 21 Casey on Mar 31, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    I believe I have seen this in Silent Hill.

  • 22 Invisible NanoGhost on Mar 31, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    Okay, now imagine “Octo-Mom” with one of these…

  • 23 AJ on Mar 31, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    And if she was in a crowd, it would be a multiple pant-wetting, I’m sure!

  • 24 Eddie Colton on Mar 31, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Don’t act as if you don’t already own five of these, Bill.

  • 25 randommanthefirst on Mar 31, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    “…Quaid, start the reactor. Free Mars.”

  • 26 Scarlett on Mar 31, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Aside from the requisite Alien joke and a disturbing thought about how awesome of a Halloween costume it could be with a little make-up and a dedication to scaring children of all ages, my only thought is : what. the. hell.

  • 27 Katie M. on Mar 31, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    This reminds me of a piece of performance art I once saw back in college. If you look at this picture whilst listening to a little Philip Glass, it won’t seem so unusual after all!

  • 28 Jim Winter on Mar 31, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    Let’s all get one for John Hurt.

  • 29 Earl Fando on Mar 31, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    That was quite a start. I thought she was delivering and the anatomy was way out of place.

    If she had been, you’d have to admit that’s quite the plucky tyke. All smiles, that one.

    Of course she was smiling too, but I thought it was just the epidural.

  • 30 Singe on Mar 31, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    “Hello, my baby! Hello my honey! Hello, my ragtime gaaaal!”

  • 31 jenifersf on Mar 31, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    That is all.

  • 32 Ben on Apr 1, 2009 at 5:05 am

    “Open your mmmmmiiiiiinnnnnddddd”

  • 33 Montagthemagician on Apr 1, 2009 at 5:05 am

    A womb with a view!

  • 34 Ben on Apr 1, 2009 at 5:09 am

    lol that’s a good one

  • 35 Ben on Apr 1, 2009 at 5:09 am

    Do they have one for pets?

  • 36 Kate on Apr 1, 2009 at 5:13 am

    One in each color. I think Bill would look particularly lovely in the lavender one.

  • 37 EnricoFermi on Apr 1, 2009 at 10:37 am

    That’s Kuato from Total Recall

    Open your mind!

  • 38 smallerdemon on Apr 1, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    I am reminded of The “Tiny Attorney” from Venture Brothers:

  • 39 MonkeyCheezPants on Apr 2, 2009 at 10:57 am

    Is it wrong that I want to cram my 85-pound AmStaff mix in one of those and wear it?

  • 40 donna on Apr 3, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    this one made me laugh as doing a family tree everything is so serious…but its great to have a sense of humour

  • 41 Fake Psychic on Jun 17, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    It is excellent idea. I support you.

  • 42 Alex on Jul 10, 2010 at 4:33 pm