Folks, I need your advice. it concerns this phone. It just showed up in the mail one day, no box, no wrapper of any kind, but with a note taped to it that said “You’ll know what to do.” What in God’s name is it for? What’s it connected to? That naked front panel is so desolate, every time I look at it I want to hurl myself out a window. And how do you place a call with it? Every time I pick it up, I hear this:
And it’s not even connected to anything! I don’t know what to do! I’d really rather not get rid of it though, because the call quality is crystal clear. Also every time I throw it away it reappears on my desk the next morning. So please, submit your technical advice to me, care of here. The best tech support solution will receive a free Rifftrax.