It’s been a long but rather lovely day here at the Rifftrax Blog, hasn’t it? We began a very promising new blog obsession involving hideous wax people, and Conor reminded us of the Five ways he gets High (or something to that effect).
I’d hoped to play out the day with a little Mark Gormley. Unfortunately, Mark was otherwise engaged. But he was kind enough to send his friend Jan Terri in his place. Enjoy:
25 responses so far ↓
1 kerry on Apr 14, 2009 at 6:05 pm
how are there no comments here yet? did everybody off themselves after this song? i admit, it’s a tempting thought, but i would have thought there’d be a few parting words left here beforehand.
2 DohXs on Apr 14, 2009 at 6:18 pm
As those links do, I was led to Leonard Nimoy’s Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. So thank you Bill, I needed that.
3 doggans on Apr 14, 2009 at 6:27 pm
How can this possibly be compared to Gormley, when it has actual human beings in actual locations?
4 Dan Noutko-Kennedy on Apr 14, 2009 at 6:34 pm
This fever dream starring Stacy Keach and Divine induced enough vomiting to fill a swimming pool.
5 WildRebel on Apr 14, 2009 at 7:10 pm
[applause]
6 randommanthefirst on Apr 14, 2009 at 8:50 pm
I call BS on this “song.” Only about half of the utterances out of that woman’s mouth were actually words.
7 rebisaz on Apr 14, 2009 at 10:40 pm
I don’t know what to… that was… um..
8 Invisible NanoGhost on Apr 14, 2009 at 11:42 pm
I got as far as the facial close-up for “He had baby blues, so crystal clear”, and I suddenly remembered that I needed to file my taxes. Maybe next year I’ll finish watching it…
9 AJ on Apr 14, 2009 at 11:56 pm
More horrified about the mullets in this video.
10 BEMaven on Apr 15, 2009 at 3:14 am
Wow. Those animations at xtranormal.com are getting more realistic all the time.
Pretty soon, they’ll be able to replace real people.
Well, if not real people, at least they’ll replace phone solicitors.
11 Montagthemagician on Apr 15, 2009 at 4:37 am
That was Divine? I thought it was Edith Massey.
12 Kris on Apr 15, 2009 at 4:45 am
OK. Which one of you pissed Bill off? I want names, and I want ‘em NOW.
13 Montagthemagician on Apr 15, 2009 at 4:52 am
I am now obsessed with Jan Terri. Damn you Bill! I think “Get Down Goblin” is my favorite. http://tinyurl.com/2sah55
14 Jason on Apr 15, 2009 at 8:42 am
This is 2009, I’m surprised people still haven’t heard Jan Terri. Then again, I forget that not everybody sits around and explores the internet all day. Check out my site for all the Jan Terri goodness, btw.
15 Sparkys Girl on Apr 15, 2009 at 10:30 am
That was exactly 2 minutes and 57 seconds of my life I’ll never get back.
16 Remmie Barrow on Apr 15, 2009 at 12:51 pm
All I can say about that is….”DEEP HURTING”!!!!!!
17 Remmie Barrow on Apr 15, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Oh…and “SAAAAAND STOOOOORM…..SAND STOOOORM!!!!”
18 yislash on Apr 15, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Ummm….his eyes are brown.
19 ambitiously stupid on Apr 15, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Thank you Mr. Corbett! I will never be the same.
20 jfe on Apr 15, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Suggestion for the future, fast forward the video and you won’t lose as much of your life.
21 Sparkys Girl on Apr 15, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Or resist the urge to hit play at all. Maybe that’s the key.
22 R.A. Roth on Apr 16, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Music inspired by Hobgoblins, for Hobgoblins.
Randy
23 Elizabeth on Apr 17, 2009 at 9:37 am
So let me get this straight, the woman who looks as if she has been repeatedly punch in the face is the hottie of the song and the drunk yokel is playing the “Patrick Swayze” roll.
Okay, well I’m stunned
24 MikeH on Apr 19, 2009 at 12:58 pm
I think all of here videos were high school video projects. Rock N Roll Santa is my fave Jan Terri vid.
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