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April 14th, 2009 by Bill Corbett · 54 Comments

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…Wax Nicole Kidman is NOT happy that you’re here:

Wax Nicole Kidman
**Update by Mike**
Wax King Karel IV is rather indifferent. He’s got his own problems.

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54 responses so far ↓

  • 1 awfulgoodmovies on Apr 14, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    Wax Supermans batch is disturbing!…I can’t stop looking at it!….HELP ME!

  • 2 Casey on Apr 14, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    And the wax Bill Corbett (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1139/1303209585_322fa4bd61.jpg)
    seems particularly welcoming.

    hope you can forgive me.

  • 3 Bill Corbett on Apr 14, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    I’ve never looked better.

  • 4 Onil on Apr 14, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    Wax Superman looks like he’s trying to remember where he left his keys.

  • 5 awfulgoodmovies on Apr 14, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    He’s checking out the ladies restroom.

  • 6 AJ on Apr 14, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    Do you think Superman got his underwear from a Japanese underwear vending machine? (my obbsession suggestion)

  • 7 Chris D. on Apr 14, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Is it just me or does the wax Nicole Kidman looks more lifelike than the actual Nicole Kidman?

  • 8 Kris on Apr 14, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    He left his keys in the ladies room? That ain’t right.

  • 9 awfulgoodmovies on Apr 14, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    The All-Time Ace of Action?!

  • 10 Tim on Apr 14, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    I think I’d rather contend with Superman’s heat vision than Nicole Kidman’s Australian Glare Of Utter Destruction.

  • 11 awfulgoodmovies on Apr 14, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    He has trouble meeting women.

  • 12 Remmie Barrow on Apr 14, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    I wonder which version of Superman looks most like that wax representation….George Reeves?…Christopher Reeves (my favorite, by the way.)?…Dean Cain?…or one of the more resent guys to play the Man of Steel?(sorry, I cannot remember their names.)

  • 13 Tom Cruise on Apr 14, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Tell me about! Been there done that.

  • 14 BEMaven on Apr 14, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    You must be thinking of Ben Affleck.

    He functions as his own wax dummy.

  • 15 meg on Apr 14, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    Wax Jay Leno invites you to ponder whether he is actually Wax Bea Arthur: http://siamesemeg.com/wp/images/2008/06/0617081519a.jpg

  • 16 Erica on Apr 14, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    This is truly, truly disturbing on so very many levels.

  • 17 Constantine on Apr 14, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    Wax Nicole Kidman looks like she wants to eat my soul.

  • 18 Gina on Apr 14, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    I always had a feeling Superman wasn’t the brightest bulb in the drawer.

  • 19 Gina on Apr 14, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    Your own fault, Scientology pusher!

  • 20 Vicky on Apr 14, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    From Madame Toussands in London:

    http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g88/depressedmarvin/100_0789.jpg

    Yes that is Tom Jones next to Ms. Spears.

    And the Spears figurine breathed! O_O

  • 21 Vicky on Apr 14, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Also,
    http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g88/depressedmarvin/100_0781.jpg

    and

    http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g88/depressedmarvin/100_0783.jpg

  • 22 Remmie Barrow on Apr 14, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    That is not the wax representation…THAT’S THE REAL THING…and, Yes, She does want to eat your soul.

  • 23 Rob T Firefly on Apr 14, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Madame Tussauds New York also has the breathing Britney figuree. Because that’s JUST what the city needed.

  • 24 Remmie Barrow on Apr 14, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    (Wax King Karel IV is rather indifferent. He’s got his own problems.)

    Yeah, he looks like he has a bladder infection…or something.

  • 25 Nick Fechter on Apr 14, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    Indy looks like he’s constipated.

  • 26 Chinese Porkman on Apr 14, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    Yes, and more friendly too.

  • 27 Erica on Apr 14, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    It occurs to me that Superman looks just like Robert Urich…. I may have said that already… it’s been a long day…

  • 28 Onil on Apr 14, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Or why he’s dressed up like Cruella Deville.

  • 29 Setsuled on Apr 14, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    That Superman looks like Bela Lugosi. If Bela Lugosi was a woman.

  • 30 Setsuled on Apr 14, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    So Bea Arthur, basically.

  • 31 fauxarbres on Apr 14, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    If this obsession doesn’t induce automatonophobia in each and every one of us, then Bill will have not done his job.

  • 32 Queen Shadowrama on Apr 14, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    I dunno, her giant forehead is kinda freaking me out!

  • 33 Queen Shadowrama on Apr 14, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    I was skeptical about whether Bill could really compete with the epic-ness of the xtranormal videos, but I’m already won over. I’m really looking forward to getting incredibly creeped out for the next few weeks!

  • 34 Katie Jane on Apr 14, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    Why is wax Jay Leno hanging out in the forest at night??

  • 35 ohdogs on Apr 14, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    Wax King Karel IV has Michael Jackson eyes.

  • 36 Guin on Apr 14, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    Oh golly, he does! Run away!

  • 37 Tim on Apr 14, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    Isn’t it obvious? That’s what the real Jay Leno does.

  • 38 Earl Fando on Apr 14, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    Pardon the expression, but I think someone’s “tucked” the Man of Steel.

  • 39 Earl Fando on Apr 14, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    Well he obviously didn’t have a fitting. Perhaps, if he weren’t a eunuch they’d fit better.

  • 40 Walter Kovacs on Apr 14, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    Now we need videos of wax figures stiffly acting out written scripts. The combined xtrawaxynormal videos could be the creepiest things ever.

  • 41 jack the autumn on Apr 14, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    and HEY! His temple is SWEATING! Run- RUUNNNN!!!

  • 42 jack the autumn on Apr 14, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    Wait… That’s NOT John Larroquette?!

  • 43 jack the autumn (link in name) on Apr 14, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    Dude, Jackie O’ climbed out of a well in a Naomi Watts movie…

    http:www.flickr.com/photos/44124324682@N01/185608/

  • 44 Ben on Apr 15, 2009 at 5:34 am

    I didn’t know Bela Lugosi ever played Superman…

    Nicole’s face must have come from a photo of her right when she signed the divorce papers from Tom Cruise…

    Burger King…well…

  • 45 meg on Apr 15, 2009 at 7:29 am

    It all comes back to Bea Arthur.

  • 46 MonkeyCheezPants on Apr 15, 2009 at 9:13 am

    Speaking of expressions, I think the batchual concavity explains the one on Superman’s face.

  • 47 MonkeyCheezPants on Apr 15, 2009 at 9:15 am

    I know I turn everything into a massive Scientology conspiracy… but Nicole Waxman looks a lot like Mrs. Psychlo in the classic saga of the year 3000, Battlefield Earth.

  • 48 MonkeyCheezPants on Apr 15, 2009 at 9:16 am

    So… an artist’s conception, Jay Leno after a harrowing cocaine addiction.

  • 49 Ronin Fox on Apr 16, 2009 at 4:48 am

    Looks to me like he’s getting ready to pull a hamburger out from behind his back.

  • 50 Elizabeth on Apr 17, 2009 at 9:33 am

    King Karl bring to light the problem of royal inbreeding.

  • 51 Eric on May 20, 2009 at 12:46 am

    I realize I am more than a month late in posting this, but can it really be true that no one has yet pointed out just how much King Karel IV looks like the space-rock analyzing, Charlie Manson looking dude from Giant Spider Invasion?

    Wax royalty: Terrifying no matter how you slice it.

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