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Good Morning…

April 15th, 2009 by Kevin Murphy · 25 Comments

bad wax ant

…From Bad Wax Adam Ant.  He wants to you to “Stand and Deliver” a great, great day. So get up, be like Adam Ant, put on pink war paint and a Midshipman’s’ uniform, and dance like a teenage girl.

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25 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Casey on Apr 15, 2009 at 5:31 am

    Ah Thanks.. I have been looking for an excuse (any excuse) to put on pink war paint and dance like a teenage girl. Though… I refuse to wear a midshipman’s uniform.. that is just silly.

  • 2 Ben on Apr 15, 2009 at 5:36 am

    You know, if I wanted to wake up to a wax figure everyday, I’d have married Joan Rivers.

  • 3 Queen Shadowrama on Apr 15, 2009 at 6:02 am

    Mmmmmm, I love waking up to decapitated wax heads in the morning….

  • 4 Shawn on Apr 15, 2009 at 6:08 am

    Can do, Adam!

  • 5 James Shearhart on Apr 15, 2009 at 6:21 am

    That’s Adam Ant? I thought it was a medical photo of Helena Bonham Carter pre-plastic surgery, before her transformation into Orlando Bloom….

  • 6 BEMaven on Apr 15, 2009 at 7:27 am

    Tell me how I’m supposed to dance like a girl, when it always chafes down there

  • 7 Laura on Apr 15, 2009 at 7:33 am

    Bill is such a goody two shoes.

  • 8 chrismartindeed on Apr 15, 2009 at 7:42 am

    Judging from the size of his nasal strip, Adam must snore loud enough to deafen all the groups draped over him.

  • 9 Erica on Apr 15, 2009 at 8:11 am

    Good afternoon Adam… your eyeshadow completely clashes with whatever is nesting in your head… you also look rather concerned about something. Is it the environment? The economy? The cocoa shortage?

  • 10 Constantine on Apr 15, 2009 at 8:30 am

    Good morn–AAAaaaaarrrrggghh!

  • 11 Rob T Firefly on Apr 15, 2009 at 9:06 am

    Adam thought his morning was pretty lousy when he accidentally walked under a ladder on which someone had been using white paint.

    However, it wasn’t until that animated Francophonic skunk noticed him that Adam realized just how truly awful the rest of his day was going to be.

  • 12 Remmie Barrow on Apr 15, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    Fei…He’s an amature compared to the KISS army.

  • 13 Elizabeth on Apr 17, 2009 at 9:38 am

    He still exudes more warmth than Paris Hilton

  • 14 Keith on Apr 17, 2009 at 10:36 am

    Sigourney has never looked more vivacious.

  • 15 YANA on Apr 27, 2009 at 11:46 pm

    crazy boo………………!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 16 RU486 on Sep 22, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    RU486 Good morn–AAAaaaaarrrrggghh!

  • 17 MaxMan on Sep 22, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    MaxMan He still exudes more warmth than Paris Hilton

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    He still exudes more warmth than Paris Hilton

  • 19 SPANISCHE FLIEGE D5 on Dec 28, 2010 at 12:14 am

    was pretty lousy when he accidentally walked under a ladder on which someone had been using white paint.

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    never looked more vivacious.

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