…or “Waxula,” to his pals, is undoubtedly made of wax. He’ll admit that upfront. He’s not trying to fool anyone!
But don’t get him started on TWILIGHT. Wax Dracula insists that while he is indeed made of wax, he is roughly 7000 times scarier / more interesting than all that series’ vampires put together. (He’s being modest here: studies have proven that number to be significantly higher.)
However, Waxula will readily concede that when it comes to scariness, he is a piker compared to Wax Jay Leno. “That guy scares the living &$%* out of me!” he says, shuddering. “It’s like he’s TRYING to become Bea Arthur!”
NOTE re waxiosity: this too shall pass, friends. In my original Blog Obsession post, I promised (threatened?) thusly: “I guarantee that I will write at least six blog posts on that subject, in as many weeks.” That quota has already been reached, faster than anyone could have dreamed. (And it has been a dream, hasn’t it?)
So for those of you are, bizarrely, NOT charmed by hideous wax figures, please know that the rate at which these are posted will slow down from here. Then in time — maybe sooner, maybe later — no more wax.
Hideous wax figure groupies, on the other hand, are advised to start some powerful lobbying (a.k.a. bribing), stat.