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This… is… SPARTA!!

May 6th, 2009 by · 33 Comments

Sparta, Wisconsin, that is!

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Sparta, the “Bicycling Capital of America!”

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Sparta, where the 32-foot statue of Gay 90s (shut up) cyclist “Ben Bikin” greets you!

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Sparta, where Ben Bikin’s tiny human counterpart “Little Ben” is happy to welcome you!

But stand warned: gently mock of any of the above, and you WILL get your ass kicked down a bottomless well!

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(ABOVE: Dramatic reenactment of recent episode where “Little Ben” Bikin dispatched mouthy frat boy from La Crosse.)

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