Sparta, Wisconsin, that is!
Sparta, the “Bicycling Capital of America!”
Sparta, where the 32-foot statue of Gay 90s (shut up) cyclist “Ben Bikin” greets you!
Sparta, where Ben Bikin’s tiny human counterpart “Little Ben” is happy to welcome you!
But stand warned: gently mock of any of the above, and you WILL get your ass kicked down a bottomless well!
(ABOVE: Dramatic reenactment of recent episode where “Little Ben” Bikin dispatched mouthy frat boy from La Crosse.)