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Forever? Really?!

July 31st, 2009 by Mike Nelson · 15 Comments

BMforeverPosterAwhile back RiffTrax hosted a little competition to see who out there had the best riffing chops. The winners, the very lovely and talented Doug Walker, Rob Walker, and Brian Heinz from These brave men waded in where no one else dare go, to the grim innards (yes, you can wade into innards, let my metaphor stand!) of Joel Schumaker’s execrable Batman Forever.We stood safely off to the side, offering a little advice, giving a few notes, but mostly providing a shoulder to cry on as they stared repeatedly into abyss and lost all hope.

But hey, their suffering is our joy! Click on the poster for info, or just go right to the sample.

And, hey, if you think you’ve got what it takes, head on over to iRiffs, read the FAQs, and make your own. If you’re funny enough, we’ll feature you as a RiffTrax Presents.

Congratulations again to Doug, Rob, and Brian. Well done, guys!

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15 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Dan Noutko-Kennedy on Jul 31, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    As you “wade into innards’ let me just say Happy Entrails to You.

  • 2 Houndstooth Mind on Jul 31, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Have I told you lately that I love you Dan?

  • 3 Wesley Stamper on Jul 31, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    I think I have the intestinal fortitude to admit that I, too, love you as well also, Dan.
    You really boweled me over with your pun.

  • 4 rebisaz on Jul 31, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    Yep, that took guts. <— and that took wine.

  • 5 rebisaz on Jul 31, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    Actually that was meant to be a response to Dan’s comment above. You know, the aforementioned wine and all.

  • 6 Dan Noutko-Kennedy on Aug 1, 2009 at 6:26 am

    You guys are too kind but I would much rather have friends than enemas. That is alimentary, my dear Watson.

  • 7 Erica on Aug 1, 2009 at 6:41 am

    These puns have been a gas, but… ;)

  • 8 karen on Aug 1, 2009 at 10:03 am

    well, someone had to do it, for shizzle!

  • 9 Tork_110 on Aug 2, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    So you punted again, huh?

    How did Batman become your kryptonite?

  • 10 karen on Aug 4, 2009 at 5:46 am

    forgot to pointn out chris brown’s forever.

  • 11 Dan Noutko-Kennedy on Aug 5, 2009 at 9:02 am

    Forever? Really?!
    Why do you three scamps persist in hounding me through all Eternity like Cerberus guarding the gates of H-E-double hockey sticks? Please replace my lame ass “jokes” with something—anything. A waxen Joey Pants dressed as New Mexico’s quarter, a video of Charo coochee-coochee-cooing on Donny and Marie’s tribute special to Sandow the Great, et al. Please make it stop!

  • 12 Nichol on Aug 8, 2009 at 6:34 am

    This is awesome. I love that even the fans are able to get in on this and make us all laugh. I will be at the Aug. 20 show with bells on.

  • 13 防犯カメラ on Apr 19, 2011 at 12:14 am

    ペン型 ビデオカメラ:

  • 14 ブランド 腕時計 on Aug 23, 2011 at 2:09 am へようこそ。当社は2004年に設立され、2006年にインターネットマーケティング事業にコミットされました。 の大きな需要が常にあり、よく販売している。最近、我々はいくつかの新しいsac à mainして、当社のウェブサイト上でそれらを更新。ここでは見つけることができるいくつかの稀少ある、他のウェブサイトから見つけることは困難れた。NBAジャージはhotsaleで常にもです。