22 responses so far ↓

• 1 chrismartindeed on Oct 30, 2009 at 3:58 am

  Hose me all you want. I am NOT putting the lotion on the skin.

• 2 Olcas on Oct 30, 2009 at 4:02 am

  Well, I’m traumatized for Halloween.

• 3 Mr. Alexander on Oct 30, 2009 at 7:59 am

  What is it about clowns with beards that makes them exponentially scarier than regular clowns? Is it the increased surface area of the head?

• 4 mathey on Oct 30, 2009 at 8:35 am

  If you hold your hand to cover the lower half of his face and then quickly remove it, the impact is even more effective.

  Therapy bill on its way, Kevin.

• 5 Alan on Oct 30, 2009 at 9:58 am

  The bearded ones give you something to hold on to while you’re fighting them off.

• 6 Scooter on Oct 30, 2009 at 11:09 am

  Can I remind you that this is your first blog entry for 2 months? I guess I’m glad I’m not on twitter now, I can only imagine how much of this kind of stuff your followers are “treated” to. (”tweet”ed to?)

• 7 Jason Goldtrap on Oct 30, 2009 at 1:57 pm

  For Halloween this year I put a bowl on a fedora and covered it in aluminum foil. I’m balloon boy.

• 8 Bat Masterson on Oct 30, 2009 at 2:37 pm

  Bah, I still love him.

• 9 Casey on Oct 30, 2009 at 3:24 pm

  That tick on the fellow’s forearm looks full.

• 10 Mr. Alexander on Oct 30, 2009 at 6:05 pm

  I think that’s actually the CRONOS device from the Guillermo del Toro film… Mr. Banhart is moments away from a climactic rooftop battle with Ron Perlman!

• 11 Mr. Alexander on Oct 30, 2009 at 6:09 pm

  I would worry that, upon letting go of the clown beard, you’d find your hands full of the metatarsal bones of unbaptized children…

• 12 Music-chan on Oct 30, 2009 at 8:25 pm

  I miss the blog entries. Twitter just isn’t the same. It’s too short. You guys work so much better in full literary mode.

• 13 BEMaven on Oct 31, 2009 at 7:08 am

  I tried to test your idea, mathey.

  But my hand kept going for his throat.

• 14 christmarindeed on Oct 31, 2009 at 7:17 am

  The outcome of that battle will be undecided.

  Perlman will never be able to decide what exactly he killed.

• 15 Casey on Nov 1, 2009 at 7:34 am

  It might be that the tweets are more conducive to shorter and more concise riff jokes. .. .. no more rambling riffs that make your sides hurt from laughing..now short quick riffs that make you giggle just a bit.

• 16 Wook on Nov 2, 2009 at 6:34 am

  Dang. You know, until now I had a little mental trick that I played on myself when I encountered sad clowns like this. I’d think “well, maybe, just maybe, somebody held him down and painted him up like this, you know, after pushing him off the playground equipment or something.”

  But this makes it pretty clear that he’s doing it on purpose, and now I’ve got nothing to keep the stabby thoughts at bay. Thanks a lot, Kevin.

• 17 Earl Fando on Nov 2, 2009 at 6:46 am

  Just goes to show that the ZZ Top beard does not work for most female impersonators. Perhaps if he braided it?

  Now if you’ll excuse me, I need some therapy, stat.

• 18 Fantagor on Nov 2, 2009 at 1:56 pm

  Hey, that’s my old job!

  Randy

• 19 Nate on Nov 3, 2009 at 6:05 am

  Happy birthday, Kevin!

• 20 Glyn on Nov 4, 2009 at 10:01 pm

  It’s nice to see Torgo has finally come out.

• 21 Mr. Alexander on Nov 5, 2009 at 7:06 am

  I have a feeling that the Master isn’t going to approve…

• 22 m* on Nov 13, 2009 at 1:51 pm

  ! ha.

  but also: ♥

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