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Choco-Bacon

May 2nd, 2008 by Conor Lastowka · 14 Comments

Anybody who has tried the gourmet “Mo’s Bacon Bar” has undoubtedly walked away disappointed.  The packaging depicts a big beautiful full strip of bacon, but the actual bacon content in the bar is tiny little baco bits, that more than anything, add a salty flavor to your bite of chocolate.  It’s a testament to its […]

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Bacon Egg and Cheese Combos

April 14th, 2008 by Conor Lastowka · 26 Comments

Do you like bacon egg and cheese biscuits? Who doesn’t! Well now the perfect way to start your weekend morning is available in bite size form!

No, it’s not a clever photoshop job. Combos, the favorite snack food of people who could truly not care less what you think about them, have branched […]

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I’m Worried About Bill.

March 26th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 20 Comments

Folks, please join me in my concern for fellow Riffer Bill Corbett. A series of seemingly unrelated events has been strung together by his latest bizarre missive renouncing, of all things, bacon.
It started as a lark, a curiosity really; last Saturday morning when I was preparing to cook some lovely bacon, our pup Boomer began […]

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You asked for it

March 25th, 2008 by Mike Nelson · 21 Comments

Or rather reader JackTheRIFFER asked for it when he rightly noticed that our blog became distracted from its mission and veered into music news. As recompense I offer Rauchbier:

Why Rauchbier? Because I have it on the best authority that this smoked brew resembles nothing so much as bacon. Visit a specialty liquor store or butcher […]

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Meet the true Baconator!

March 23rd, 2008 by Mike Nelson · 40 Comments

The Baconator is not a sandwich. The Baconator is a man!
 

And what a man!
(If you’re impatient, go to 1′25″ for the bacony pay-off - chicken-fried bacon! WITH CREAM GRAVY!!)
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Bold Prediction

March 14th, 2008 by Conor Lastowka · 14 Comments

Before 2008 is halfway done, Wendy’s will follow up the spectacular success of the Baconator and the new Spicy Baconator with the third and final chapter in the trilogy: The Breakfast Baconator. You heard it here first.
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The Baconator Gets Schooled

March 10th, 2008 by Mike Nelson · 40 Comments

In keeping with our policy of reporting on all things Bacon, I give you Schlotzky’s
BACON BEEFY SMOKECHEESY!

For more information on this masterpiece and its sister sandwiches, the French Dipsky, and the Philly Dilly click here.
It’s time for them to get working on the Cheese-o-saurus von Bacon-tastic Beef Tower Triple.
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Keanu Regional Semi-Final

February 26th, 2008 by Conor Lastowka · 24 Comments

We narrow down the final two State Quarters in the Keanu Regional. Catch up on all the previous matchups here!

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Arkansas is confident. They remain the last of the truly “Abstract” state quarters in the running for the title. But a quarter can only get so far on its weirdness alone. […]

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Tags: Joey Pants · RiffTrax · bacon · bracketology · currency · state quarters

Fruitful Youtube Searches

February 11th, 2008 by Conor Lastowka · 10 Comments

Every so often, I feel it is important to search for your family’s name on youtube, in hopes/fear that a relative of yours may uploaded something that will make the family proud/ashamed. God forbid any members of the extended “Pruane” family has done such a search recently. During my last search, I was […]

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Nine Baconators

February 6th, 2008 by Conor Lastowka · 20 Comments

The website for Wendy’s has a handy Nutrition Calculator to allow you to find out exactly what you are eating. I wanted to check what your average Fifteen Baconator lunch would run you, nutrition-wise, but was dismayed to see that they limit you at adding a mere NINE Baconators!

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Added to blogroll: Bacon.com

February 4th, 2008 by Bill Corbett · 44 Comments

Since we have more bacon-related posts and references than the average site (evidence: here, here, here (sorta), and here [last paragraph]), I thought it was high time for a little synergy.It seemed especially fitting since the Rifftrax Blog’s original purpose — the promotion, discussion, and general appreciation of HATS — has become a bit […]

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Tags: Bill · In the Media · Kevin · Mike · RiffTrax · Riffer Blogs · Trends · bacon

Shane MacGowan…

January 15th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 9 Comments

…wanted to say “Good Morning.”

He’s busy having his breakfast, so the greeting came out sounding like “Guhmoaaahnowmayt.” Nonetheless, he’d want you to know the importance of breakfast.
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You like Pancetta, you just don’t know it

January 11th, 2008 by Conor Lastowka · 14 Comments

Important lesson learned of the week: Pancetta is not a leafy green. It is not a variety of pasta. If you see it on a menu as accompanying your dish, it is not a variety of leek. It is not a thin, wafer like bread. It is not a seed.
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Whither the World’s Longest Strip of Bacon?

December 17th, 2007 by Conor Lastowka · 15 Comments

I give you, the Bacon Scarf. It is clearly the preferred method of keeping your neck warm, especially iff your head is already cozily contained in the hollowed out chest of a lamb. Obviously, the only thing wrong with the scarf is its $38 price tag. For an item whose target audience is […]

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