…Wanted to let you know he’s been having a great day, and his fully merged form only makes him more powerful.
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I have played quite a bit of “Ladder Golf” since the weather turned permanently nice here a week or so ago. Ladder Golf belongs to the horseshoes, bocce ball, beanbag toss family of games, which all have in common the fact that they are easily played, and some said only made tolerable, with a […]

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Man. I step away for two minutes and I find yet another conspiracy simmering away right under our very noses.

This is Dame Edith Sitwell, Woman of Letters, esteemed poet, critic, novelist, droll defender of literary modernism. She died in 1964 at the age of 77….Or did she?

This is “Trent Reznor,” as […]

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I’m concerned about our Master Riffer Michael J. Nelson. He’s been issuing a torrent of inter-office memos recently, and they seem to be getting more worrisome by the day. Well here, take a look at this example:
DATE: January 3, 2008
TO: All Rifftrax Employees
FROM: Master Riffer Michael J. “Mike” Nelson
RE: Simple Human Gratitude
I hope […]

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Drop everything you’re doing and help me out here! This kind of sinister conspiracy can’t go on if whistleblowers like us keep vigilant!
First, take a look at this. It’s the most recent version of the Fifty Dollar bill…
Now take a look at the most recent version of Ed Asner, and…
Who […]

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We just adopted a Cocker pup, a skinny little former stray, but healthy and happy thanks to the kind people at Shorewood Cocker Rescue. He’s a bit thin, and it’s bone-chilling weather here in Minnesota, so until he beefs up he needs a warm little sweater to wear on long walks. This prompted me to […]

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One or the other by themselves garners a solid creepitometric reading (truthfully Mr. Top blows the curve by himself.) but in conjunction they caused the needle on my creepitometer to fuse in the red zone and blow six Russian vacuum tubes in the process. You need to tell me if this is simply a […]

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