So Twitter is down, big time.  Last word is that they’re defending themselves against a “denial-of-service attack”  Not sure what that is, or if it involves orcs, but it sounds bad. And now Facebook is groaning under the strain of people needing to send each other brief messages and read those of others.
It’s mercurial, this [...]

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While looking up whether or not Dunkaroos still exist, (they do), I found this confounding graphic on Amazon.

These items are “frequently” bought together?  Really?  A box of 14 six-packs of Cinnamon Dunkaroos with Vanilla frosting and sprinkles, a variety pack of 24 Dunkaroos (you’d have to imagine half Cinnamon/Vanilla & Sprinkles, half Honey/Chocolate) and a [...]

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Do you like bacon egg and cheese biscuits? Who doesn’t! Well now the perfect way to start your weekend morning is available in bite size form!

No, it’s not a clever photoshop job. Combos, the favorite snack food of people who could truly not care less what you think about them, have branched [...]

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Folks, please join me in my concern for fellow Riffer Bill Corbett. A series of seemingly unrelated events has been strung together by his latest bizarre missive renouncing, of all things, bacon.
It started as a lark, a curiosity really; last Saturday morning when I was preparing to cook some lovely bacon, our pup Boomer began [...]

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Found at a local sushi establishment. Of course it’s hilarious whenever the primary ingredient of a menu item is mispelled, but for it to be misspelled twice in the same product description in very unique ways, that is truly an accomplishment. This is of course for the Baked Labster Dyna Roll, which is [...]

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Lutefisk – A Swedish dish that’s like jellied cod covered in some hideous cream sauce. Slides down like drinking out of a spittoon. Eaten as a Swedish rite of passage in Minnesota.

Penoy – Fertilized Duck egg. Eaten by former RiffTrax graphic artist JP on family holidays.

Rocky Mountain Oysters – Testicles, (the animal varies), [...]

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