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Business Watch: Yardstick Enterprise Co.

January 28th, 2009 by Conor Lastowka · 42 Comments

The news I received today that the infamous “Snuggie” blanket has sold over 4 Million units since its launch in August blew my mind.  The inventors and investors of this laughable infomercial product are no doubt quite wealthy for the first time ever, while the rest of us are left to wonder: How could that [...]

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Move over Hayden: Newest Geek Dream Girl

January 3rd, 2008 by Conor Lastowka · 6 Comments

I am curious what the conversation went like when the below girl was asked to model the Wordpress Hoodie, now being advertised on a Wordpress dashboard near you. She now undoubtedly joins the ranks of Claire Bennett, Buffy and Princess Leia in the gold bikini in the ranks of lusted after Geek Icons.

Alicia: [...]

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Whither the World’s Longest Strip of Bacon?

December 17th, 2007 by Conor Lastowka · 15 Comments

I give you, the Bacon Scarf. It is clearly the preferred method of keeping your neck warm, especially iff your head is already cozily contained in the hollowed out chest of a lamb. Obviously, the only thing wrong with the scarf is its $38 price tag. For an item whose target audience is [...]

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I… Am… BEOLAB!

December 17th, 2007 by Mike Nelson · 13 Comments

It’s a gift-giving problem we’ve all faced – what to get the Dane who has everything? You’ve already bought him austere, uncomfortable furniture, a year’s supply of smørrebrød, and the collected works of Victor Borge. Oh, you could always get him a Dala horse, but before you do please take note of the fact that [...]

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This Christmas, Tell Your Cat That You Hate Them

December 10th, 2007 by Conor Lastowka · 4 Comments

Sick of kids trick or treating at your house?  Tired of neighbors acknowledging your presence with a friendly wave while you work in the yard?  Frustrated with the great deal of respect you are shown by the community as a whole?  Why not dress your cat up in a bright blue wig and change all [...]

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More Christmas Gift Ideas! (Don’t Say No Right Away)

November 28th, 2007 by Mike Nelson · 5 Comments

Who couldn’t use this fabulous gift?! (I’m referring to the feather boa, obviously – the glasses, you couldn’t afford them.) If your family member happens to be Sir Elton, a professional cross dresser, Carol Channing, or Dennis Rodman, you simply can’t go wrong with this kicky little number.
(The caution lights on his glasses say no, [...]

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The Utili-Kilt

November 28th, 2007 by Conor Lastowka · 6 Comments

The holiday season quickly approaches, and our goal for this season is to allow you to get all your gift giving ideas from the RiffTrax Blog.
The first gift idea we have for you is The Utili-Kilt. Once belonging exclusively in the wardrobes of high school kids who really wanted to look back on a [...]

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