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On to the Con!

July 21st, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 33 Comments

It’s Comic-Con time, and the folks at Legend Films are busily prepping our own Mike Nelson for his appearance at the Rifftrax/Legend Films Booth, and of course for Rifftrax Live Saturday at the gorgeous Balboa Theater. It’s no easy task – Mike has been broken down into his component parts, shrink-wrapped and packed into seventeen […]

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Bad Song of the Week

June 17th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 64 Comments

Thanks again to my niece Laurel, who combs the airwaves to find the juiciest musical nits. Apologies in advance for the ad accompanying the video. This week: Gretchen Wilson: REDNECK WOMAN   Believe me when I say I don’t look down on Gretchen Wilson, primarily because if I did she might hit me with her […]

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Louisville Has Happy Balls

June 11th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 39 Comments

I found these at the airport: Actually they’re delicious. Best balls I’ve ever tasted. They make a great gift.

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Bad Song of the Week

June 9th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 27 Comments

Once again, My niece Laurel has kept me posted on the very worst in popular music. This week: Jibbs: Chain Hang Low The term “shawty” takes on a new connotation in this video by a rapper whose name reminds one of a nineteenth-century English butler. As far as I can gather, the song involves jewelry […]

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Bad Song of the Week

June 2nd, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 42 Comments

Recently I commissioned my niece Laurel to comb the airwaves for the very worst in popular song, what Lucille Ball might call “poopular.” Laurel is exceedingly qualified for her task, being a young college student who commutes to school and work and listens to local radio stations offering Solid Rock, Real Country, and Hot Grooves […]

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Favorite Places from Space, Part 3

May 20th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 19 Comments

O’BRIEN’S PUB 4646 Convoy St. San Diego, CA 92111 View Larger Map One of the reasons I dislike living in Minneapolis is that I am, door to door, 1,976 miles from O’Brien’s. This unassuming little pub in a strip mall featuring a Crab Hut and a Tapioca Express is about as humble as a bar […]

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He Was a Very Good Frank.

May 14th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 21 Comments

Died ten years ago today. As a singer, I feel I have some measly credential to say that he had a hell of a voice. I can’t vouch for whether he was a nice guy or a jerk, I never met the man. But I can tell you that a lot of horn players wished […]

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Eat Your Vegetables.

May 13th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 17 Comments

Dear Mr. Corbett: Allow me to introduce myself. I’m actor/vegetable Nick Notcolli. I invite you to eat me. Remember, I’m part of your healthy diet, which consists entirely of you eating me. I hope you have a big appetite. ** BILL adds: Bravo, Kevin. Your beer has been well and truly earned. Now if you’ll […]

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Dinner! Who’s Hungry for a Busnip?

May 13th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 13 Comments

Only because some of you seem to have a weak stomach regarding our penchant for cross-celebrity mutations, I present the American Purple-top “Gary” Busnip hybrid (Corbett cultivar). With a stronger, more pungent taste than other varieties, the Busnip is commonly baked, occasionally steamed , but perhaps most popular when smashed, spiked with good-quality vodka, and […]

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Ganricky Bunoseltey…

May 13th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 20 Comments

…Wanted to let you know he’s been having a great day, and his fully merged form only makes him more powerful.

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Genuine Hidden-Camera Video of My First Date, Ever.

April 6th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 17 Comments

    Of course it’s me on the left. And yes, “Desperado” was our song. The relationship didn’t last; I can’t be sure, but I think she wanted to hurt me.

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I’m Worried About Bill.

March 26th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 20 Comments

Folks, please join me in my concern for fellow Riffer Bill Corbett. A series of seemingly unrelated events has been strung together by his latest bizarre missive renouncing, of all things, bacon. It started as a lark, a curiosity really; last Saturday morning when I was preparing to cook some lovely bacon, our pup Boomer […]

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A Ringing Endorsement

March 17th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 9 Comments

I’m not one to toot our horn around here at Rifftrax (unless it’s a nose flute, but more about that later) but today we received a very nice review from Veronica Belmont, Host of the webcast Mahalo Daily and voted Sexiest Geek of the Year. This is flattering on many levels. First, as a woman […]

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This Is What Happens…

February 24th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 25 Comments

Look what happened to Bill Corbett when he became obsessed with Joey Pants. Don’t let this happen to you. If you or someone you love is obsessed with Joey Pants, visit*. And take your life back. Thank you. I’m Jimmy Smits. *Web site may not exist.

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I Got Yer Twenty Questions, Right Here!

February 20th, 2008 by Kevin Murphy · 114 Comments

In fact, let’s make it twenty-five. In our continuing efforts to provide you with fresh silliness delivered promptly, I will be delighted to answer the first twenty-five questions submitted in the handy “Comments” below. I’ll only edit out questions that have been answered several times before here and elsewhere, so I encourage you to come […]

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