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Hell-Phone Issue Solved

April 6th, 2009 by Kevin Murphy · 32 Comments

THANKS to everybody who wrote in with your suggestions on how to deal with my new phone. So  so plentiful was the advice  you gave that I need to declare two winners of free Rifftrax. The most popular theories involved Christian Bale’s Batman voice, time travel or both. My favorite runners up: R.A. Roth, who […]

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Tags: Monsters · RiffTrax · Shocking Conspiracies Only Kevin Sees · Time Travel

Assistance With my Hell-Phone

April 3rd, 2009 by Kevin Murphy · 120 Comments

Folks, I need your advice.  it concerns this phone.  It just showed up in the mail one day, no box, no wrapper of any kind, but with a note taped to it that said “You’ll know what to do.”  What in God’s name is it for?  What’s it connected to?  That naked front panel is […]

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Tags: Creepitometry · Kevin · Riffer Blogs · RiffTrax · Shocking Conspiracies Only Kevin Sees

Fraud! Scandal! Shame!

March 15th, 2009 by Kevin Murphy · 75 Comments

By now you probably know about the discovery of a painting which is alleged to be the only portrait of William Shakespeare (Mel Gibson’s Hamlet, Romeo+Juliet, Shakespeare in Love) to have been finished while the Bard was alive.  Scientific tests have been run, X-rays have proven this, tree-ring dating that. Tweedy old English fellows have […]

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March 7th, 2009 by Kevin Murphy · 33 Comments

…Hopes you have a good weekend.  He also wants you to know that he loves you all.  He loves you very, very much.  I mean, wow, he loves you so much, it’s almost indecent.  Strike that, it is indecent.  But if loving you is wrong, Skeletor doesn’t wanna be right. Ah. you laugh.  See, if […]

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Tags: Creepitometry · Events · Monsters · music · RiffTrax · Shocking Conspiracies Only Kevin Sees

Okay, NOW What the Hell?!

January 6th, 2009 by Kevin Murphy · 48 Comments

Man.  I turn my back from the mass media for one minute and another startling conspiracy surfaces.  Why am I the one who has to unmask the real identity of prolific, brilliant, half-mad author Neil Gaiman? Why didn’t anyone else see this coming?  Why am I the only one to realize that Neil is actually […]

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